History with Sudovest #1
The first major trial held within the independent United States was the trying of a Shaneth Dawson in 1802 when he was accused by his wife of having sex with his cat.
His taboo defense is immortalized in the book "The Tales of a Great American" by Thomas Jefferson himself. "I would like to share the truth of my endeavors for I did not have intercourse with my cat. I have not spent my seed on my cat. I promise that I, Shanith Dawson have never put mine own private regions anywhere near my beloved feline. I have never done anything with my cat that could be considered by many a taboo"
-Shanith Dawson, 1802. Tried by Virginian courts on charges of Sodomy against an animal.
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